Body Lotion

Okay, So My Elbows Were Scaring People Listen, I’m not proud of it. But my elbows? They looked like they belonged to a desert lizard. Dry, flaky, just… sad. I was using this generic drugstore lotion that smelled like fake flowers and did absolutely nothing. I’d slather it on, and an hour later my skin […]

Okay, So My Skin Was Basically Sandpaper Listen, I’m not proud of it. But this past winter, my legs looked like they belonged to a lizard. It was bad. I was using my usual drugstore lotion, the one in the giant pink bottle, and it was doing absolutely nothing. I’d apply it and an hour […]

Look, I Was Skeptical. A “Brightening” Lotion? Okay, real talk. I have this weird patch of skin on my left shin from an old mosquito bite scar that just refuses to fade. It’s not a big deal, but you know how it is—you see it every time you shave your legs. So when I kept […]

Okay, So My Elbows Were Starting to Look Like a Desert Listen, I wasn’t on some grand quest for the perfect body lotion. My motivation was purely… scratchy. I was binge-watching this baking show, kept shifting on the couch, and realized my skin was so dry it was practically making noise. Not cute. I grabbed […]