Honestly, I Was Skeptical
Listen, I bought the West&Month Moisturizing Breast Massage Oil on a complete whim. It was one of those 2 AM scrolling sessions, you know? I’d just finished another episode of some true crime show and my brain was mush. An ad popped up, and the combination of “turmeric” and “lavender” for, well, that area just seemed so oddly specific and calming that I clicked “buy now” before my logical brain could kick in. $29.95 plus shipping? Sure, why not. My credit card statement that month was a mystery novel.
First Impressions: Smell and… Texture
Okay, the package arrived. Cute bottle. But here’s the thing – the smell is STRONG. It’s a very earthy, herbal turmeric smell with just a whisper of lavender. If you’re expecting a sweet, spa-like lavender scent, this isn’t it. It smells… healthy. Like you’re rubbing a golden latte on your skin. I gotta say, it grew on me. The texture, though? It’s thick. I mean, really thick. Not greasy-thick, but more like a silky, luxurious serum-oil hybrid. You don’t need much, which is good because the bottle isn’t huge.
How I Actually Used It (The Real Routine)
The instructions talk about circular motions and upward strokes, which I tried to follow. But mostly, I just incorporated it into my post-shower routine. I’d put on a podcast, warm a few drops in my palms, and just massage it in gently while my skin was still damp. Can you believe this became my five minutes of forced quiet time? No phone, just me and this weirdly herbal oil. That part, I loved.
The Results After a Month
Let’s be super clear: I’m not making any wild claims here. I didn’t measure anything. But my skin in that area? Incredibly soft. Like, noticeably more supple and hydrated. I have dry skin generally, and this winter was brutal. This oil kept everything feeling smooth and not at all tight or itchy. The “relaxation” part is real too—the massage ritual itself is calming. Was it life-changing? No. Was it a nice, effective, skin-loving product? Absolutely.
I made a quick comparison chart for you lazy folks (no judgment, I am you).
| West&Month Oil | My Old Body Lotion | |
|---|---|---|
| Price | ~$30 | ~$10 |
| Key Stuff | Turmeric Root Oil, Lavender Extract | Shea Butter, Fragrance |
| Texture / Feel | Rich, silky oil. Sinks in slowly. | Light cream. Absorbs quickly. |
| Skin Result | Intense, lasting hydration. Softer skin. | Basic moisture. Needed re-application. |
The One Weird Thing (My Pet Peeve)
I have to mention a small downside. The bottle opening. It’s just a small hole, and because the oil is so thick, it comes out in these slow, gloppy drops. Sometimes I feel like I’m waiting for maple syrup. A pump or a dropper would be a million times better. It’s a minor annoyance, but when you’re tired and just want to get on with it, you notice.
So, Would I Buy It Again?
Yeah, I think I would. Here’s my final take: If you’re looking for a simple, effective moisturizer for that delicate skin and you like the idea of a dedicated, gentle massage moment with natural ingredients, this is a solid pick. It’s not magic, but it’s really good at what it does—making skin soft and turning five minutes into a tiny ritual. Just be ready for the earthy smell and the slow-pour bottle.
It’s pricey for its size, but a little goes a long way. My bottle is still going after a month of near-daily use. So, cost per use? Actually not bad.
Anyway, that’s my two cents. I’m going back to my true crime now. Let me know if you try it!
– Olivia
