Okay, So My Thighs Needed a Pep Talk
Listen, I wasn’t even looking for a firming cream. I was doom-scrolling late one night, probably after my third episode of some true crime show, and this ad for West&Month’s collagen cream popped up. The model had that annoyingly perfect “post-wellness-retreat” glow, and the caption was all “for face and body.” I looked down at my own thighs, which have been in a committed, long-term relationship with my office chair, and I thought… why not? It’s cheaper than a gym membership I won’t use.
Honestly, I was skeptical. My bathroom cabinet is a graveyard of half-used lotions that promised miracles. But here’s the thing: after using this stuff for about a month, I gotta say, I’m pleasantly surprised. It’s not a magic eraser, but it does something.
The Feel & The Smell (Or Lack Thereof)
First impression? The texture is gorgeous. It’s this rich, velvety cream that sinks in surprisingly fast. It doesn’t feel greasy or sticky, which was a major win for me because I hate that feeling on my legs before putting on pants. And the smell? Basically nothing. Maybe a faint, clean, almost clinical scent. If you’re sensitive to fragrances or just prefer your skincare unscented, you’ll appreciate this.
I started using it on my face at night and on my thighs and arms after my shower. The “gently massage for absorption” part in the instructions is key. It turns into a nice little ritual.
Where I Actually Noticed a Difference
Let’s be real: my “fine lines” aren’t fine, they’re settled in. I didn’t expect this cream to perform Botox-level miracles on my forehead. But my skin? It just looks… plumper. More hydrated. The dry patches on my cheeks that usually show up with foundation are gone. My complexion has a nicer, more even tone. I think the glycerin in there is doing some serious heavy lifting on the hydration front.
Now, for the body part. The firming effect is subtle. My thighs aren’t suddenly auditioning for a sports illustrated swimsuit issue. Can you believe this? But the skin does feel tighter to the touch. Smoother. There’s a bit more bounce-back when I press it. I noticed it most on my upper arms. It’s less “crepey” looking. It’s more of a “general improvement in skin quality” than a dramatic lift, which, honestly, feels more honest for a cream you rub on.
How It Stacks Up Against My Old Stuff
I made a quick comparison chart for you lazy folks (no judgment, I am one of you).
| Feature | West&Month Collagen Cream | My Old Drugstore Body Lotion |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $27.95 | ~$8.99 |
| Key Stuff Inside | Collagen Peptides, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate | Shea Butter, Fragrance, Mineral Oil |
| Texture / Feel | Rich, velvety, absorbs fast, not sticky | Thick, can feel greasy, takes time to sink in |
| Main Effect | Deep hydration, improved texture & slight firming | Basic moisture, sometimes sits on top of skin |
You get what you pay for, I guess. The West&Month cream feels like it’s actually doing a job, not just sitting there.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Keeping It Real)
Alright, time for the honest critique. It’s not all sunshine. The jar is kind of small if you’re planning to slather it all over your body every single day. I’m being generous with it on my target zones (thighs, arms), but if you wanted to do full-body applications, you’d blow through this jar in a couple of weeks. That gets pricey.
Also, and this is just a personal preference, I wish it came in a tube or a pump. Dipping my fingers into a jar multiple times a day feels a little less hygienic, especially for face application. I just make sure my hands are super clean.
Final Verdict: Would I Buy It Again?
Yeah, I think I would. It’s become my go-to night cream and my “treat” moisturizer for areas I want to show a little extra love. It delivers on the deep hydration and skin-quality improvement it promises. The firming is a nice bonus, but think of it as a supporting actor, not the star of the show.
If you’re looking for a simple, effective, fragrance-free moisturizer that can pull double duty on your face and body and you’re okay with the price for the quality, this is a solid pick. It won’t rewrite your genetics, but it might make your skin feel a heck of a lot happier.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more true crime to watch and more cream to apply. Priorities.
